Dear Inconsiderate Friend,

I am feeling really hurt right now. Like WTF. It’s my birthday, and you couldn’t even come over for a slice of red velvet cake and ice cream. I mean I know I asked you only a day in advance, but my mom and I didn’t think of it til then. I have known you since the summer of ‘07, but it’s not like you haven’t celebrated my birthday with my family before. I have celebrated yours and your sisters with your family.

The one day out of the year where it literally is my day MY BIG 22… You couldn’t even be there for me. I see on Facebook that your at home not feeling well. YOU could have still came over and not had anything, but just to be here for me. I know I don’t always text, call or see you. But I have a life too. When I mentioned that I was down to hang out last weekend, you told me you were going out with *****. So I don’t even know why I care so much, because this isn’t the first time you have done this to me. Usually it is because of a GUY. I know you got your little man now, but HE was invited to come over too. I am always going to your house because you have him. 

SO thanks for telling me that you would let me know if you would come over for cake and ice cream for the last two days. Also, thanks for letting me know that you may not be able to come to my birthday dinner because you may not have enough money. WHICH IS a bunch of bull, because your family likes me and I am sure they would lend you a $20. OR better yet, you probably could have had money for my birthday dinner if you didn’t spend all your money on those cancer sticks. Which speaking of which, I don’t know why I ever got talked into buying you packs of CANCER. That shows I’m a good friend.

I’m done of being your friend when it is convenient for you. I’m done being your fall back friend when no one else is interested in hanging out with you. OR when you are feeling all depressed and lonely. WELL guess what, NOW I’M depressed. I won’t be surprised if you don’t show up for the birthday dinner. Though it is literally down the street from you.

Thanks for never really being there for me when I am down. Thanks for never letting me talk about my guy issues. I just love listening to all your drama over and over. Thanks for being someone I can call an amazing friend! 

-B